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Stare long enough to see the pink dot go green!

Hier is die nuwe Kommin toets …met 8 kategoriee:

• Persoonlikheid en taalgebruik
• Troeteldiere en sportgewoontes
• Motors en Vervoer
• Domicilium et Citandi (vir julle nie-regsgeleerdes: jou plek van verblyf/bewoning)
• Musiek en TV
• Vermaak
• Vriende

A. Persoonlikheid en taalgebruik

1. Het jy ‘n tatoo?
2. Het jy ooit in jou lewe kettings geswaai (op straat, slaapkamer, skoolveld)
3. Is die woord “tire” vir jou ‘n aanvaarde anglisisme?
4. Rym jou woordeskat meer met Hoes en Koos as gewone mense s’n?
5. Koop jy ooit “totpacks”?
6. Het jy ‘n baseball bat/hokkie stok/chucka-sticks in jou kar vir Road Rage?
7. Het jy ooit in jou lewe opgeboude tekkies gedra?
8. Het jy ooit in jou lewe Snowy Jeans gedra?
9. Is Hi-Tech trappers vir jou aanvaarde formele drag?
10. Glo jy langbroeke maak mens “klaasie”?
11. Groei jou gesighare presies soos daai ou op Amreican Chopper s’n (kies jou karakter)?
12. Is Angelina Jolie of Madonna vir jou die mooiste vrouens ooit?
13. Indien vraag 12 nie beantwoord kan word nie as gevolg van Homofobiese redes, is Billy Ray Cirus vir jou die mooiste man ooit?

B. Troeteldiere en sportgewoontes

14. Het jou rugby-stewels ooit meer as een kleur veters gehad?
15. Het jou hond meer as een haartekstuur?
16. Deel jou hond ‘n naam met nog brakke in die buurt?
17. Besit jy rugbyklere anders as die van spanne waarvoor jy gespeel het?
18. Besit jy sokkerklere anders as die van spanne waarvoor jy gespeel het?
19. Het jy provinsiale kleure in: a. Stoei b. Karate c. Judo d. Boks
20. Speel jy golf want dis “klaasie”
21. Kan jou Budgie/Kokatiel/Indiese Myna vloek?

C. Motors en Vervoer

22. Het jy Meer as een kleur verf op jou kar (opsetlik of perongeluk)?
23. Het enigie nie-vervaardigers en standaard plakkers op jou kar/motorfiets/skaatsplank?
24. Bestaan die woorde “No-Fear” in ‘n 100m radius van jou huis af soos in kleredrag, bure se karre ens.?
25. Het jou kar ‘n Drukvlerk?
26. Besit jy ‘n karevaan?
27. Het jou voertuig ander wiele op as waarmee dit oorspronklik vervaardig is (bv. Prisms, Hockenheims, etc.)?
28. Beteken om rustig weg te trek net om tot by 4 te rev en dan die “clutch” te drop? 29. Het jy geweet clutch is NIE ‘n Afrikaanse woord nie?

D. Domicilium et Citandi

30. Lyk jou sondagmiddagtafel soos Karen Botha se trourok van destyds?
31. Besit ‘n familielid van jou “sequence”
32. Is kunsblomme vir jou voorkeur want dit a. Hou langer? b. Is Mooier?
33. Het jy ‘n kroeg binne-in jou swembad?
34. Is daar woorde op jou vloermat voor jou voordeur?
35. Het jou hekke as gevolg van nie-erosie redes twee kleure?
36. Is jou vensterrame en jou huis “colour-coded” al is dit nie wit nie?
37. Het jy ‘n bordjie op buite jou huis wat lees “PASOP vir die BAAS”?

E. Musiek en TV

38. Besit jy enige rugbymusiek CD’s?
39. Besit jy enige Techno-dans/Wikkel jou mielie los/’Woel jouself Dronk in die stoel’ musiek CD’s?
40. Is Sewende Laan vir jou regtig Africana?
41. Is Noot-vir-Noot jou gunsteling program?
42. Is Johan Stemmet se kleredrag vir jou smaakvol?
43. Die Remix vs. die Oorspronklike:
a. Is dit noodwendig beter?
b. Is dit maar altyd dieselfde?
c. Is die oorspronklike net beter omdat dit meer Techo is?

F. Vermaak

44. Het jy ‘n VIP-kaart vir:
a. Waverly Dansakademie (of dan Teazers in Stormvoel)
b. Midrand Spur (of dan die ander Teazers)
c. ESP
d. Coconut Isle
e. Presley’s (Pretoria en/of Boksburg)

45. Koop jy: a. Son? b. Heat? c. Keur of Vrouekeur? d. Finesse? e. Huisgenoot/You/Drum
46. Is Klippies vir jou voorkeur Cognac?

G. Vriende

1. Het jou vrou/meisie/verloofde ‘n Enkelkettingkie?
2. Is jou vrou/meisie/verloofde verlangs familie?
3. Ken jy ‘n ware persoon met die bynaam Spike?
4. Ken jy ‘n ware persoon met die doopnaam Spike?

Relutate: As jy moes nadink oor enige van die vra en nie ombliklik NEE kon antwoord nie, dan is jy waarskynlik (ook) kommin

Only great mind can read this: it’s weird, but intersting!

Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Let us know whether or not you were able to read the above paragraph!

Do you know that by halving a number each time, you can never reach 0!

For instance: I give you 2.

Halving 2 gives 1.

Subsequently halving 1 gives 0.5,

then comes 0.25, 0.125, 0.0625………

Try it, you would never reach 0!

Barbie’s full name is Brabara Millicent Roberts.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad in 1st class.

Many more people are killed by donkeys than in plane crashes.

People spend about two weeks of their lives at traffic light.

200 million people in China live on less than $1 a day.

Left handed people live slightly shorter lives than right handed people.

There are 100 million Internet users in China. Some of the sites they can’t access are BBC news, Amnesty International, and Dalailama.com.

People share their birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year, so don’t stick it in your mouth!

This is really amazing. Read the information and good luck, you will need it. This will drive people crazy for hours.

If you see this lady turning in clockwise you are using your right brain. If you see it the other way, you are using left brain. Some people do see both ways, but most people see it only one way.

See if you can make her go one way and then the other by shifting the brain’s current.  BOTH DIRECTIONS CAN BE SEEN

Experimentation has shown that the two different sides, or hemispheres of the brain are responsible for different manners of thinking.

The following table illustrates the differences between left-brain and right-brain thinking:

Left Brain                               Right Brain

Logical                                                    Random
Sequential                                             Intuitive
Rational                                                 Holistic
Analytical                                             Synthesizing
Objective                                              Subjective

Looks At                                 Looks At

Parts                                                       Wholes

Most individuals have a distinct preference for one of these styles of thinking. Some, however, are more whole-brained and equally adept at both modes. In general, schools tend to favor left-brain modes of thinking, while downplaying the right-brain activities.

Left-brain scholastic subjects focus on logical thinking, analysis, and accuracy.

Right-brained subjects, on the other hand, focus on aesthetics, feeling, and creativity.

If you look away, she may switch from one direction to the other.

I found that if I just look at her feet or relax and look at the floor where the reflection shows, she will switch direction!